• me: oh my god not again
  • me:
  • me: I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL
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    I hate my friends

    lunaticphan:

    So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

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    But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

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    Cry

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    vintageprincess48:

    enjolrizzle:

    wiccanthropy:

    consultivedetectiveintraining:

    eternalpurgatoryofdestiel:

    agehachou:

    having crumbs in your bra is one of the worst feelings in the world

    have you ever stepped in a puddle with your socks on?

    Have you ever had the dark lord scar you and kill your parents when you were a baby

    Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon

    have you ever just wanted an oscar so bad

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    too far.

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  • me: why does no one like me
  • person: i like you
  • me: thanks
  • me: why does no one like me
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    dustpelt:

    “and you will have to present it in front of the class”

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    i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions

    (Source: eleanorjanestyle)

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    a-study-in-gay:

    gabul0sis:

    like i don’t party i don’t do drugs i’m not pregnant i don’t worship satan or anything and all i do is get yelled at for stupid shit like leaving a fork in the sink 

    who wrote the story of my life

    (Source: gabbywoo)

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    thecompanionsdoctor:

    My week is basically:

    • Monday
    • Monday #2
    • Monday #3
    • Monday #4
    • Friday
    • Saturday
    • Pre-Monday
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